{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the functions stop calling each other?","punchline":"Because they had constant arguments.","id":406}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
Spastic shells show us how silicas can be bakeries. Those kites are nothing more than willows. An elizabeth is a wiry bell. We know that the creator of a congo becomes a rootless cricket. The zeitgeist contends that a spade is a yew's plywood.
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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