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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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The Necklace of Harmonia, also called the Necklace of Eriphyle, was a fabled object in Greek mythology that, according to legend, brought great misfortune to all of its wearers or owners, who were primarily queens and princesses of the ill-fated House of Thebes.
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