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The Moses Hutchins House, also known as the Kimball-Stanford House, is a historic house at the junction of Old Stage Road and Maine State Route 6 in Lovell, Maine. Built c. 1839, this two story wood-frame house and attached barn have retained their Federal period styling, while exhibiting the adaptive alteration of early farmsteads over time. The house was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2003.
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\"Twins\" is a song by Philip Bailey & Little Richard released as a single in 1988 by Epic Records. The song reached No. 16 on the Dutch Pop Singles chart and No. 36 on the Belgian Pop Singles chart.
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