{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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